The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~Bernard Manning
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
~John Cleese, "Monty Python"
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.